Macaroni and Cheese Hot Dog from Fairfax Fare - Snack Review

Macaroni and Cheese Hot Dog from Fairfax Fare - Snack Review


On any given boiling hot summer day at Disney's Hollywood Studios, you're going to need some seriously hearty fare to get yourself moving again. Then again, you probably don't want to bog yourself down with too many carbs, unless you're me, of course! That's why on my last trip to Hollywood Studios, I decided to pick up an item I've been looking at trying for quite some time, but was never quite willing to pull the trigger on: the macaroni and cheese hot dog with truffle oil from Fairfax Fare. If you need to read that eight word name one more time, go on ahead, I'll keep waiting.

So where do you get this monstrosity? At the end of Sunset Boulevard, in the shadow of the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. It's really pretty appropriate, to be perfectly honest. Every healthy cell in my body was making the same noises that the latest guests to the Hollywood Tower Hotel were, but I sat myself down in a nice, shady spot near Rosie's Victory Garden and stared at the beast I was about to consume.

As you can see in the picture above, you're dealing with your standard, fairly large (but not foot long, thank goodness) Walt Disney World hot dog, topped with fluorescent yellow mac and cheese, which itself is topped with bacon. Allegedly there is truffle oil in the mix, as well, but I honestly can't say that I tasted it. Unfortunately, that is not where the criticism ends, either. The macaroni and cheese was an entirely bland affair. The pasta was cooked beyond recognition, more of a squishy yellow mass than anything recognizable as macaroni. The bright yellow cheese, so tempting in its artificial glow, didn't even really hit my palate as anything detectable, either. The bacon gave a bit of its flavor, of course, but then it tasted like a hot do topped with bacon, which I suppose is not really a bad thing at all. The problem, though, is that it just feels carby. What do I mean by that?

Well, I'm not health nut, but when I indulge, I want those indulgences to be worth the calories and fat I'm spending, and this food item, to my dismay, was not that. Perhaps I got a bad batch of macaroni and cheese, but this just felt like I was chewing on two different textures of carb: bread and squishy mac. I'm afraid that this one is not an item I can recommend, based on my experience. Maybe I had a bad batch of macaroni, and yours might fare differently? Either way, this item gets a thumbs down from me. Perhaps next time I'll check out the picnic dog with BBQ pork and cole slaw - meat on top of meat seems like a better combination!

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Best Things to Do at the Soundstage Lounge!

Best Things to Do at the Soundstage Lounge!


So there I was... wandering around Disney's Hollywood Studios on an extremely hot summer day. The sun was beating down, and I felt like I was going to spontaneously combust at any moment. That's when I saw the sign... just past where the Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow used to be. We won't talk about that attraction right now... because, well, I try not to say anything terribly negative. But I have gotten off course... I saw the sign:

...and it opened up my eyes.
A new lounge? Cool down? I like lounges! In fact, one of my current projects is to visit each of Walt Disney World's lounges and try at least one of their snacks and signature beverages. This sounds great!

The face of unbridled excitement.
The door was presided over by a cast member, I assume to keep too many people from rushing into this amazing new attraction. So I round the corner, seeing some pretty neat blue mood lighting...

Luxury
So what can you do in this gorgeous lounge? Well... for one thing, you can sit on a bench, which I did immediately.

The face of a man sitting on a bench.
It's a great place to get hydrated!

The face of hydration.
Of course, you'll have to be sure to bring your own drink. There isn't a bartender, soda vendor, vending machine, or drinking fountain in sight... but there is a place to recycle!

Stay environmentally friendly, folks.
As I sat, I took in my surroundings. A few photos of Walt lined the walls, as well as the formerly talking pirate skull from the attraction I won't mention again in here.

Nope... not going to talk about the Halloween store display...
And, of course, there's always another bench over there to look at - very entertaining.

The pinnacle of Imagineering.
Maybe I should go sit in it...

Variety!
You may be wondering why I didn't look directly into the camera when I was taking these pictures. It is mainly because I'm an idiot who doesn't know how selfies work. But I do know what a good nap looks like...

The face of the Soundstage Lounge
There was a little bit of magic at the Soundstage Lounge, however. After a while I began to wish I was somewhere else at Walt Disney World. Anywhere else. And I wished hard.

The face of wishing... or constipation. Not sure which.
MAGIC!
Hey, it worked! I ended up at the Crew's Cup at Disney's Yacht Club! Amazing!

The face of satisfaction.
 Ignore the additional sunburn. It's a side effect of traveling via Disney magic, not at all a result of me taking that photo later in the day, stop being silly. So next time you're at Disney's Hollywood Studios, be sure to drop by the brand new Soundstage Lounge - it'll make you believe in the power of wishes!

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The Magic of the Monorail

The Magic of the Monorail


On a recent trip to Walt Disney World, I spent most of my day walking around Epcot in the brutal heat, taking photos and sampling a bite to eat here and there. It was mostly a "research trip" for the blog, or, at least, that's what I'll tell my accountant when he wonders why I'm trying to write off a bowl of udon noodles, After a while, I decided that it was time to head over to Magic Kingdom for a little more "research" - I hadn't checked on LeFou's Brew in a while, and I had to make sure that it was still as good as I remembered it. You know, for science.

While waiting for the monorail, I saw a lot of miserable, unhappy people. The park was somewhat crowded, it was hot - truth be told, I wasn't even at my 100% Disney best. I really just wanted the monorail to arrive so I could get back into the air conditioning. Nearby I saw another party waiting for the monorail: a little boy and his grandfather. The little boy was excitedly playing with a monorail toy, Monorail Red, if I remember correctly, and asking his grandfather when the monorail was going to arrive. His grandfather told him that it would be there soon, and the kid continued playing for a few moments before looking down the monorail track with great anticipation. I smiled and laughed, commenting that it was good to see someone get so excited at Disney.

The grandfather informed me that the monorail was his grandson's favorite "attraction" and insisted that they ride it around the circuit at least once on every visit to the parks. Looking around again at the miserable people once again, it made me think that sometimes we miss the magic at the parks - the little things, especially, even the transportation. When I saw that little boy's eyes widen as the monorail turned around the track on its approach, I thought about Walt Disney and his love of trains. Seeing someone else's magic made my day at the parks that much more magical.

So next time you're at Walt Disney World, take a moment out of your day and consider the little things. I don't care if you have sunburn, sweat dripping down your back, and a cranky kid. If you look hard enough, or, alternately, don't try to look too hard at all, I'm sure you'll find something that'll bring a smile to your face, just like that little kid with the monorail.

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Hot Paprika Schnitzel - Disney Recipes at Home!

Hot Paprika Schnitzel - Disney Recipes at Home!


Hot Paprika Schnitzel

Biergarten Restaurant, Germany Pavilion, Epcot

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The Biergarten Restaurant at Epcot gives one the traditional German Biergarten experience - long, communal tables where you sit and make friends with strangers, giant mugs of wonderful German beer, and unlimited quantities of German specialties.

On my last trip to the Biergarten at Epcot, they had a new item I'd never tried before featured: schnitzel with a hot paprika sauce. I knew I absolutely had to try to make this recipe at home, but I could not procure the official Disney recipe. What I managed to do, however, was piece together just what was in the gravy, and with a few modifications to another recipe I found on the website Bavarian Kitchen, I managed to make this lovely, slightly spicy dish at home! So, let's not waste any more time!




Yield:

4 servings

Ingredients

  1. 4 pork loin chops/chicken breast cutlets/veal cutlets
  2. 4 tablespoons oil for frying
  3. 1 cup flour
  4. 1 egg
  5. 1/2 tablespoon milk
  6. 1 cup Italian style breadcrumbs
  7. 1 red pepper
  8. 1 medium onion - diced
  9. 1/2 tablespoon flour
  10. 1/4 cup sour cream
  11. 1/4 cup beef broth
  12. 2 tablespoons hot Hungarian paprika (or 1 tablespoon smoked paprika and 1 tablespoon Chipotle pepper powder)
  13. Salt and pepper to taste

TIP: Measure out your ingredients before you start and set them aside, that way you don't end up measuring while you cook, which can lead to disasters.

Directions

1. Set broiler to high.



2. Place red pepper directly on rack in middle of oven, with aluminum foil on the rack below to catch any drippings.

3. Turn pepper every 2-3 minutes for 20 minutes.

4. Remove pepper from oven and place in a heatproof bowl.

5. Let pepper sit, covered with plastic wrap, for 30 min. Remove stem, seeds, and internal membranes. Slice into thin strips.

6. If meat is not already sliced thinly, use a mallet to pound it to a uniform thickness.



7. Coat meat in flour, shaking off excess.

8. Coat meat in egg/milk mixture, letting excess drip off.

9. Coat meat in breadcrumbs, shaking off excess.

10. Bring oil to medium temperature in a large frying pan.



11. Fry breaded meat (schnitzel) for about five minutes on each side, or until golden brown.



12. Remove schnitzel from heat, placing on paper towels to dry.



13. Stir onions into the oil from the meat - add a little oil if necessary, but not too much.

14. Saute onions until tender.

15. Dust with 1/2 tablespoon flour.



16, Add paprika, broth, and roasted red pepper.

17. Cook for five minutes or until sauce has thickened.



18. Add sour cream.

19. Remove from heat once sour cream has been stirred into sauce.

20. Plate schnitzel, spoon sauce on top.



Biergarten Restaurant at Epcot - Restaurant Review

Biergarten Restaurant at Epcot - Restaurant Review


Willkommen! There are few cuisines that really stick to your ribs and make you feel full as much as German food does. Whether you prefer sausages, schnitzel, or spätzle, you'll find as much as you care to enjoy at the Biergarten Restaurant in Epcot's Germany Pavilion. Of course, that begs the question: it may be a bunch of food, but how is the quality and value for your money? Well, that's why I write this blog: to suffer through eating so much Disney food and bring you the answers to the hard questions.


Biergarten is set up to look like a open courtyard in a Bavarian town, all set up for a big Oktoberfest celebration. The setting is nighttime, so it can be a bit dark for photography, hence why some of my pictures are a tad on the not-so-great side, but it really immerses you in the story. Looking around, you'll see a variety of flags of the German states, as well as a large water wheel, and if you look in the right spot - a full moon looking down over the festivities. Your party will be seated at a table, and may be seated with strangers, in the tradition of the long Oktoberfest celebration tables. Be friendly! One of the things I love best about Disney is sharing stories with other travelers. That being said, our party was fairly large and took up an entire table, so I don't have any new stories to share from that!

Of course, the setting is always important when Disney is trying to tell their story, even in their restaurants, but I'm certain that's not the reason everyone is reading this post. No, you're definitely all here to read about the food, so let's get ourselves over to the buffet table!

Salad Bar
Starting things off is the salad bar, with all kinds of items, from pickled beet salad to cold German potato salad, homemade pickles, herring salad, and wurst salad, just to name a few. I only tried a few items from this section - the homemade pickles were very nice - crisp and tangy, though not overly so. The cold wurst was tasty, as well, but not nearly as tasty to me as the next stop on the buffet trail...

Roast potatoes, various wurst, and sauerkraut
Here it is - the best of the wurst! All right, you can put down the rotten tomatoes, I know it's an overdone, terrible joke - but it's a classic, and I'm sticking to it! The roasted potatoes were great - well seasoned, crispy on the outside, and fluffy and tender on the inside. I tried the brown wurst on the right with sauerkraut. They were very interesting and reminded me somewhat of breakfast sausage, which went particularly well with the sweet mustard offered at the sauce station of the buffet. The sauerkraut was a little more crunchy than I prefer, and not quite as vinegary, but still went very well with the sausage.

Hot Meats
Next we have the hot meats table. Starting from the right-hand side is pork schnitzel, with paprika sauce directly to the left. I've been to Biergarten before, and have often found their schnitzel a little on the dry side. Not so with this particular visit, but schnitzel is rarely anything to get particularly excited about. No, the star of the was the paprika sauce, which added a beautifully rich savory, smoky flavor with just a touch of spicy heat. That sauce may have been my favorite thing of the night at the buffet, it was so good. So good, in fact, that I put together the recipe for schnitzel with my approximation of that sauce!

Next is the beef rouladen - strips of beef rolled up around vegetables (I believe it was onions in this one, though with the dim light it was sometimes hard to see exactly what you were eating, one of my few complaints here) and cooked in a mustard gravy. This was also another very good item - the beef was perfectly tender and the gravy and onion flavors really popped. At the end of the selection is roasted chicken, which I passed up on, though others at my table reported that it was good, if plain; and barely visible due to the lighting in the photo is cod in a lemon cream sauce. The cod was fairly good, though a little plain - a nice, light flavor to balance out the richness of everything that came before.

The Carving Station
Now, on to the centerpiece of the buffet: the carving station. On the left is what they refer to as German Meat Loaf, though it's more accurately known as leberkäse. The direct translation of this is rather unappealing to most American appetites: "liver cheese," but don't let that scare you off. This is another one of my favorite menu items. Most recipes I've found don't actually contain liver, and even if Biergarten's does, it doesn't really show up as a strong flavor in the dish. The best thing I can compare it to is an extremely high quality, hot bologna. I know that doesn't sound like high praise, but definitely given it a try with a bit of mustard when you make your trip to the buffet.

Also available is roasted pork, which is exactly as it says - meaty, juicy, and delicious, perfect with the applesauce from the sauce bar (shown at left) and/or the wine gravy to the right of it. At the far right of the image is buttered spätzle (tiny dumplings - one of my favorites) and green beans, to get a little bit of veggies into an otherwise very meat heavy buffet.

More savory goodness
Next up, another favorite of mine: sauerbraten. If you're not familiar with German cuisine, this is pot roast cooked with vinegar. The sour flavor comes through very strongly, but it doesn't overpower the savoriness of the meat and gravy. This is definitely a must try, and goes extremely well with the next item, which appear to be balls of energy in the slightly too-bright area of that picture, potato dumplings or kartoffelkloesse, which I have previously featured the recipe for on the blog! These are very simple - dense but tender dumplings that go perfectly with any kind of gravy you want to put them on, or just by themselves in the light coating of butter they're sauteed in.

Down the line is a dish of mixed vegetables, followed by the lovely sweet red cabbage. Not pictured is the nudel gratin, a baked macaroni and cheese for which I have also featured the recipe (you might notice I have a few Biergarten recipes, just goes to show how much you'll end up craving this food!)

This brings us to the last area of the buffet... the place most people work their way up to, though I definitely saw a few people starting there instead...

Dessert!
Featured for dessert on the night that we went, starting from the right, were little Black Forest Cake squares, which I found to be surprisingly tart - not my favorite item. If you can't quite figure out what watermelon is, I'm not sure I can help you there. Next up: peach cake - which was very simple, with a light note of spices such as nutmeg. Then the chocolate cake rouladen - chocolate sponge cake wrapped around a light chocolate filling, which was delicious and not too rich. Next was my favorite, Bavarian cheesecake, a very light, fluffy cheesecake with a thin layer of sponge cake on top and bottom, dusted with powdered sugar. Not too sweet, not too complicated, just a simple way to round out your meal. To the left of those, a tasty berry compote, topped with a light custard, and chocolate chip cookies, which were good, though nothing terribly thrilling. Not pictured is the signature dessert, which, of course, is apple strudel, which was delicious - just enough spice to give your tongue something to find interesting, raisins mixed in with the apples to give a bit of a texture difference, and a lovely, soft crust that kept it all together. Topped with the provided vanilla sauce, it was definitely a favorite around the table, though I still love my simple Bavarian cheesecake. Speaking of the simple things in life...

Look at that head!
A whole liter of beer! I went with the hefeweizen, being a fan of the subtle spiciness that the wheat beer provides. This, along with trying every single thing on the menu, made me very full. Very, very full. I will warn you, listen to your stomach as you eat, as it takes a while for your brain to process the level of full that you are, and German food hits like a brick when it arrives. I found myself unable to move by the end, which, to quote Louis C.K. speaking about Thanksgiving, "The meal isn't over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself."

If you're fine with being incredibly stuffed, go for it, but listen to your stomach and take your time, and you'll have a very pleasant experience, indeed. Of course, I only just covered one aspect of the Biergarten - there is also the entertainment!

Everybody polka!
That's right, there's a polka band that plays at certain times throughout the day, and increases the value of your admission price by quite a lot. Even if you don't necessarily enjoy polka music, you can definitely enjoy watching people make fools of themselves trying to polka, as Tabby and I did (and no, no pictures or videos of that made it to the blog), and raise your glass as they sing the traditional toast song "Ein Prosit," before everyone in the place clinks their steins together. Of course, polka isn't the only thing featured by the band...

And Christopher Walken's fever was instantly cured...
They also feature cowbell, and...

Riiiicooolllaaaaa!
Aplenhorns, giving a little bit of variety to a really fun show! So if you're not yet convinced to spend a bit of time at the Biergarten on your next trip to Walt Disney World, I don't know what to tell you! It's truly a great time with wonderful food (though perhaps not the best choice for vegetarians, though I have heard that they'll help you out if your family wants to experience the Biergarten - just be sure to call up well in advance so they can accommodate you!)

Tune-In Lounge - Lounge Review

Tune-In Lounge - Lounge Review

If the idea of the 50's Prime Time Café is to transport you back in time to "mom's" kitchen in the 1950's, the Tune-In Lounge right next door transports you into the den.  That is, it does if your dad had quite the liquor cabinet in the 50's.  A range of old televisions sits above the bar, old television shows playing non-stop, the furniture looks like something you'd see on Happy Days, and the bartenders are full of dry humor as they serve up libations for the "older kids" as they wait for their seats at mom's table or simply take a few minutes out of the sun (or rain, depending on which mood Florida is in at the time).

It was definitely a bit of a scorcher the day that Tabby and I sidled up to the bar, a bit of an irony since it was during the Frozen Summer Fun celebration.  Our bartender was David, a man with quite the deadpan sense of humor that was perfect for his job.  We spent a few moments perusing the signature drinks as we sipped on ice cold water (quite the blessing at the time) and decided to share Dad's Electric Lemonade.

Sounds good, no?

Electrifying was right - positively glowing!

While I do realize that alcohol actually causes more dehydration, this particular citrus-infused concoction really felt quenching.  Typically, I tend away from drinks containing sweet-and-sour as I find them to be a bit on the syrupy side, likely due to somewhat heavy handed bartenders.  Dad's Electric Lemonade has definitely made me reconsider, and David mixed it expertly, tossing in the glow cube for the last tiny bit of electric magic.  Speaking of electric magic, David also had another trick up his sleeve while we waited for the food we had ordered.  Did I not mention that?  You can order from the full 50's Prime Time Café menu at the Tune-In Lounge, so if you're craving some beer battered onion rings or, as in our case, Aunt Liz's golden fried chicken, you can have that on the side of your libations.  Anyway, back to the trick that David showed us, which I can only assume he picked up during Star Wars Weekends since he decided to show us after catching a glimpse of my Yoda MagicBand,

Insert cheesy mouth-made lightsaber sounds here.


Being transformed into a dark lord of the Sith really takes its toll on you, and I was soon peeking around the corner, anxiously awaiting our fried chicken...

Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?

For those not in the know, that's half a fried chicken, a good portion of garlic mashed potatoes, and collard greens.  Not only that, but it is the best fried chicken that I've ever had anywhere (outside of my mom's kitchen, of course).  The crispy breading isn't overly seasoned, just a simple bit of salt, pepper, garlic, and a few other spices.  The garlic mashed potatoes are exactly what they say on the tin, and the collard greens mix a bit of the healthy with a decent but not overwhelming dose of bacon goodness.

Once the fried chicken had disappeared, which happened faster than I would care to admit, we decided to peruse the shake menu.  After all, what's a 50's meal without a shake for dessert?  We had already tried the Peanut Butter and Jelly shake on a previous visit, and were going to try out the Red Velvet Cupcake shake, when David mentioned that there was a special blue raspberry Frozen-themed milkshake for the Frozen Summer event.  Since I am not able to resist a limited time food item, we went with that item.  When our milkshake arrived with two straws, our bartender suggested taking a photo with Olaf to post online for a chance to be on the big screen that night, and if you read my Frozen Summer Fun trip report, you'll know that we were the first ones up in the montage!

Poor Olaf didn't manage to get any of the shake.
The shake had a good consistency, and the flavor was nice: a bit tart, but not overwhelmingly sour, mild enough to blend in well with the creaminess of the shake.  I'm fairly certain that the blue mix itself is the same that they used for Aunt Beru's Blue Milk Ice Cream at Hollywood and Vine during Star Wars Weekends, but that's definitely not a complaint from me, as I found that to be a pretty tasty concoction.

As we were getting ready to leave, a few sanitation workers (read: streetsmosphere characters) emerged from the kitchen area.  One of the servers was nagging them ("So did you fix the leak in the sink?" "Nah, we'll come back tomorrow, it's too wet right now.") and causing a bit of a fun to-do, just a random sampling of the element of Disney magic that transports you to an entirely different place.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a break from the hustle and bustle of Disney's Hollywood Studios, the Tune-In Lounge is an excellent option.  Our experience just goes to show that the "show" element of Disney's magic is extremely important, from our dryly witty bartender to the interaction with the sanitation workers to the delightfully tacky 50's furniture and decor.  Of course, all of this would be for naught, however, without the also quite delicious drinks and food!

Until next time, stay magical everyone!

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Rose & Crown Pub - Pub Review

Rose & Crown Pub - Pub Review


Many people go to Epcot to accomplish the "drinking around the world" feat - having an alcoholic beverage in each country, with a total of 11 drinks. One problem with this, ignoring that you'll probably be far too drunk to recognize what is Disney appropriate and what is not, is that you miss the details of the places you can get your libations from. Take for example, the Rose & Crown Pub, located in front of the Rose & Crown Dining Room. This little spot will have you feeling like you're in your hometown bar, with great drinks and completely unhealthy pub fare to top it all off with.

Too many empty glasses lining the bar
Now, one thing I will point out: this place is quite small. You'll find yourself bumping elbows with your neighbors on a moderately busy day, and on a very busy day, it might not be the best spot to stop and sip. I went on a more moderate day, so it was fairly relaxed. The bartenders were extremely friendly, even stopping to chat during downtime. The people sipping their pints next to me at the bar also joined in the conversation, and it really just started to feel like Cheers - you know, where everybody knows your name. This was truly the best bar experience that I've had in all of Walt Disney World - the kind of place that if you hang out long enough, you feel like you can make a friend or two. Don't let that distract your from your main goal here: drinks and, of course, a bit of pub nibbles.

Menu Side 1

Menu Side 2
Now there are plenty of options available to those who visit, from beers to wines to cocktails. I decided to go with a blend of cider and black currant juice called a Cider & Black.

Cider & Black
The drink was a bit on the sweet side, using Strongbow Cider (a fairly dry beverage) and a touch of black currant juice, which I imagine must be incredibly sweet by itself. It really hit the spot, and after a few sips, I started perusing the food menu. Fish and chips are always a strong option, but I can get those right next door at the Yorkshire County Fish Shop. Scotch eggs are a pretty authentic choice, but I've never particularly been one for eggs in which the yolk is intact (we all have our moments of being picky eaters, I suppose). The last option left was the battered banger and chips - a battered, deep fried sausage on a stick with nice, thick cut chips on the side. Deciding that I'd exercised enough lately, and that my cardiovascular system was up to the task, I decided to dive right in to that item.

The picture of health
The chips were... well... chips. Very nice with a bit of malt vinegar. The battered banger was delicious - something between a corn dog and fish and chips. The banger itself was of good quality, very juicy and delicious - if you're a fan of sausage, you'll certainly not be disappointed. On the side, we have ketchup (which I neglected in favor of vinegar) and Branston mayonnaise, which I had never encountered before. Foolishly, I didn't ask exactly what the item was (and if any British readers want to fill me in on exactly what I was eating, I'd be glad to hear from you!), but it reminded me of a thousand island dressing - tangy, creamy, with small chunks of pickle. Not normally my thing, but it went exceptionally well with the banger.

If you are looking for a pleasant way to spend a little bit of time out of the chaotic hustle and bustle of Epcot, the Rose & Crown Pub is definitely the way to go. In the evenings, they have entertainment, though the Hat Lady has retired, you can still find a bit of song to go with your ale, though I missed out on that particular experience! I will definitely be heading back here in the future for a bit of an unwind, and get to know my fellow Disney World travelers in this extremely friendly little bar.

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